regarding bathrooms

ok, so they say confession is good for the soul, well what about silly confessions? anyways heres a nice rant on my feelings on bathrooms that you prob don't know

so for starters, I hate using bathrooms at other people's houses, they're always so white, pastel and sterile... it makes me uncomfortable, being alone in that kinda environment in a persons house.. i dunno its just awkward, and the worst part: the shower. now not all showers bother me, just the ones with totally opaque doors/ curtains, it just bothers me when i'm using a persons bathroom and theres this big area thats right there that something could be in.... maybe i'm afraid frankenstein is gunna jump out or something, its weird, I just find it awkwardly threatning.... and then ther are shower doors that are mirrors, that way you can sit on the loo and see yourself, I mean whats up with that?! pple are strange... now most pple would rather use any bathroom over a puiblic bathroom, me on the otherhand, i find public washrooms much less awkward than that in other peoples houses, but they are still retarded, first of all I refuse to use urinals, mainly because you have no privacy with them, in many cases you have to stand with your shoulders touching the guy next to you to use them.... and that is just awkward, so i use the stalls, whoever designed the toilets in my schools washrooms should be shot, they are super shallow which means that whenever you take a dump water splashes up and hits you, such a bad design, oh and then another part of that design problem is that if the lid of the toilet is closed b4 you flush it water splashes up and hits the lid and pours onto the seat, and then when the next person comes in they don't know if its because of the toilet or if the person b4 them had bad aim, speaking of bad aim how is it possible that in nearly every public washroom you use some guy manages to miss the toilet by atleast 4 feet? i mean is it really that hard? if it is, please just sit down,... or even worse they get crap on the wall on the opposite side of the stall, sick ppel these days..... so basically to conclude I just hate washrooms in general